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Five Reasons Why The Ravens Will Win On Sunday

1. In 2011, the New England Patriots have not beaten a single team that finished with a winning record.

No one believes me when I give them this stat, especially Patriots fans. The most common response is usually “But we beat the Jets!” which causes me to break out in uncontrollable laughter.

Here are the Pats’ wins in 2011:

Miami Dolphins: 6-10
San Diego Chargers: 8-8
Oakland Raiders: 8-8
New York Jets: 8-8
Dallas Cowboys: 8-8
New York Jets: 8-8
Kansas City Chiefs: 7-9
Philadelphia Eagles: 8-8
Indianapolis Colts: 2-14
Washington Redskins: 5-11
Denver Broncos: 8-8
Miami Dolphins: 6-10
Buffalo Bills: 6-10
Denver Broncos: 8-8 (Divisional Round)

A lot of mediocrity, sprinkled in with some bad and a dash of terrible.

Meanwhile, the Pats played two teams win winning records: the 9-7 New York Giants and the 12-4 Pittsburgh Steelers. Ironically, they lost both games.

In a completely (un)related story, the Baltimore Ravens finished 12-4.

2. In 2011, the New England Patriots finished 31st in passing yards and total yards allowed.


To make matters worse, eight of those wins came against teams in the bottom third on the NFL in yards from scrimmage. So not only do they give up yards to teams that can move the ball, they give up yards to teams that cannot. The Baltimore Ravens are 18th in the league in yards from scrimmage, which is a) just above the league average and b) came against teams like Pittsburgh (twice), Houston (twice), San Francisco, the Jets, Jacksonville, Cincinnati and Cleveland (twice), who rank in defense No. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 10, respectively.

So, we have an average offense against a flat-out bad defense (and when I say bad, I mean second-worst in the history of the sport)… and I’m picking the defense… why?

3. The Baltimore Ravens will easily (and I mean EASILY) be one of two best defenses the New England Patriots will have played this season.

The Ravens defense was third in the league in points allowed, third in total yards allowed, fourth in passing yards allowed and second in rushing yards allowed. It’s easy for New England to chew up teams like Oakland (29th in defense), Indianapolis (25th), Denver (20th) and Florida State (28th… OK, I made that one up). Let’s see what happens against a stout defense.

(Side note: I’ve been hearing a lot lately that the Ravens aren’t an elite defense. Stop it. Are they the 2000 Ravens? Nope. But are there five defenses better in this league this year? Not close.)

4. The playoff game against the Houston Texans is being vastly over exaggerated.

“Y’all barely beat a rookie QB that threw three interceptions directly into your hands.”
“the Ravens D-line got slapped around like little bitches and barely touched said rookie QB all day”
- @BobbyDrake203

Well, Mr. Drake (IF that is your real name), I offer these as rebuttals.

FACT: “Turnovers just don’t happen. They’re FORCED.” – Tedy Bruschi (I’m sure you remember him).
FACT: The Texans are the No. 3 defense in the league, and their offensive line is arguably the best in the league. Neither of these qualities apply to your beloved Patriots.

I also offer this: Texans had no Matt Schaub and no Mario Williams and they lost. When the two teams played earlier this season, they had Matt Schaub. They lost. When they played last season, they had Matt Schaub and Mario Williams and Andre Johnson. They lost. It doesn’t matter who they have, they always lose.

In regards to this past Sunday’s game, both teams made mistakes. The Ravens took advantage, the Texans didn’t. Case closed. That’s what good teams do.

Besides, throughout this piece, I have used evidence spanning an entire season. Your sample size is… one game?

5. The devaluation of Joe Flacco’s quarterbacking ability is vastly over exaggerated.

You knew there was no way I could talk about the Ravens without mentioning their much-maligned QB that America loves to knock.

First of all, over the last 5 years, I’ve noticed there are two trains of thought that have prevailed in the NFL about players, especially quarterbacks:

1. You are either really good, or you suck. There is no middle ground.
2. Unless a quarterback throws for 4,500 yards and 30 TD’s, he sucks.

Joe Flacco is barely (and I emphasize barely) one of the ten best quarterbacks in the league right now… and a Ravens fan, I can easily admit that. Don’t believe me? Watch me:

Brady, Brees, Rodgers (The Holy Trinity)
Manning, P.
Roethlisberger
Rivers
Manning, E.
Romo
Vick

Meanwhile, he’s clearly better than these guys who started a significant number of games in the NFL this year:

Gabbert
Ponder
Tebow (yes I said it)
McCoy
Freeman
Jackson
Palmer
Dalton
Moore
Grossman
Painter
Kolb
Fitzpatrick
Orton
Newton (before you crown him… let’s see what happens when the games matter)

And I can make an argument that he’s just as good as or better than these guys:

Cutler
Hasselbeck
Sanchez (I think it’s VERY easy, but that’s another post entirely)
Cassel
Bradford
Ryan
Smith, A.
Schaub
Stafford

Let’s take a look at that last group. Would you say that all those guys suck? Certainly not. Yet for some reason, Flacco is branded as not a good quarterback. This goes back to what I said earlier… in today’s NFL, you’re either really good, or you suck, and there’s no middle ground.

(If you still don’t believe this is true, take a look at that last group again… for every QB on that list, you’ve probably said either, “He sucks!” or “He’s really good” for all of them, when, if you take a step back, it clearly isn’t the case.)

Second, DirecTV has roughly 20 million subscribers. Let’s be generous and say that half of them have NFL Sunday Ticket, which puts us at roughly 10 million people. This means that less than 3% of the U.S. population (and we’re being generous) have watched Joe Flacco play more than five games this season (as there were five nationally televised Ravens games this year).

Yet, these people know for sure, after consulting with stout references like SportsCenter, Twitter and ESPN First Take, that Flacco stinks.

Whenever he’s discussed by the detractors, only the negative evidence is presented, and the positives are always ignored as if they don’t matter. For example, many point to the Ravens 12-7 loss to the Jaguars as why he stinks. If I were to counter that a) the Jaguars have a stout defense with a strong front four and b) the Ravens were without 2 starters on the offensive line that day, it would be regarded as excuses and tossed out. Now look at the 24-21 win against Pittsburgh, where he led the game-winning drive that started with 2:17 on the clock and no timeouts from his 8-yard line. The detractors say, “That’s because Ryan Clark wasn’t there!” or, “It’s only because Torrey Smith ran past him!”

Exactly how does that work again?

Even if you think he’s merely an average quarterback, remember, that average quarterback is going up against the second-worst defense in the history of the sportthat allowed this to Chad Henne, this to Ryan Fitzpatrick and this to Dan Orlovsky.

And Joe Flacco has no shot, with a far better team?

See you Sunday.

seveneighteen Podcast: And Then There Were Four…

On this week’s show, @WilliamHStrafe and @MidtownMo eulogize the Denver Broncos and Tim Tebow. They also preview Championship Sunday as well call up Mo’s good friend – and dejected Saints fan – @ErinnRenee for the Hater’s Call.

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seveneighteen Podcast: A Steel Curtain of HATE

William H. Strafe and Midtown Mo throw the conventional podcast format out  the window! It’s a sea of Hater’s Calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers! Nothing but Steelers hate! Damn near an hour of hate!

We also squeeze in some playoff predictions for next week, but that’s not what you want! You want hate hate hate!

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seveneighteen Podcast: PLAYOFFS?!?!?

Midtown Mo and William H. Strafe give their wild-card weekend playoff predictions and argue if Santonio Holmes is a top-12 wide receiver. Also, Strafe eulogizes the New York Jets, Mo explains the Kardashian effect and discusses UFC while Strafe takes a nap.

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seveneighteen Podcast: The Gift…and The Curse…of Tim Tebow

No, we’re not disparaging the most polarizing quarterback in the NFL since Michael Vick was released from jail. But on today’s podcast, I explain why you should never bet against The Based God Tim Tebow. Also, Midtown Mo continues to rip apart DeSean Jackson and we call 49ers  fan @BrieVanessa to discuss their loss to my Baltimore Ravens.

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The 5 Best Teams In The NFL: A Discussion

On Tuesday, I sent out an e-mail with this subject line:

“The 5 Best Teams In The  NFL Are…”

Forty-four e-mails later, we had a pretty interesting conversation.

We all seemd to agree with who No. 1 is. After that…

(Each participant’s favorite team is listed in parentheses when they first enter the convo).

@WilliamHStrafe (Ravens):  1. Packers 2. Ravens 3. Niners 4. Giants 5. Lions/Steelers/Texans

@TheKidSkoob (Eagles): Get the Giants outta there! 1. Packers 2. Ravens 3. Texans 4. Steelers 5. Lions
I don’t believe in the Niners or Giants…Nor am I sold on the Bengals…All playing over their heads.

@streetztalk (Giants): Skoob is an Eagles fan. Nuff said. Lol. I cosign the list. You can believe in TX but not NYG. Same NYG that just beat the god TB (Tom Brady)? Lol. We just win, baby.

@TheKidSkoob: LMAO. Texans are ballin outta control w/o the league’s best WR (best coming into the season…Megatron has that #1 spot now). AND they just lost their best defensive player!

@iamBobCanada (Seahawks): 1. Packers 2. Ravens 3. 69′ers 4. Giants 5. Steelers

@itsronnyg (Giants): Texans? Other than the Steelers they have only beat bad teams. Big Blue is #2.

@MidtownMo (Atheist): Can’t possibly put a 3 loss team ahead of a 1 loss team. Give the 49ers some respect. Same with the Bengals. You play the schedule they give you. Wouldn’t surprise me at all to see the 49ers beat Houston or the Lions.

@itsronnyg: “Can’t possibly put a 3 loss team ahead of a 1 loss team.” But you have Ravens #2 and Niners #3. Typo?

@MidtownMo: I can’t put a 3 loss team ahead of a 1 loss team.  I can however put the 2 loss ravens ahead of the 1 loss 49ers due to a clearly tougher schedule & division.  We’ll find out a lot about the Bengals this week when they host the Steelers.

@WilliamHStrafe: Can’t ignore the sked for the Bengals and then reference it for the Ravens. BAL plays the 69ers this year (Good one, Canada) in the Harbaugh Bowl on Thanksgiving night. Bengals have 8-8 written all over them…PIT twice, BAL twice, HOU, @STL, CLE, AZ. They can easily lose 6 of the next 8.

@ddixon2281 (Cowboys): 1. Green Bay Packers - Aaron Rodgers is out of his mind right now.  Has his squad 8-0 with a 30th ranked defense and no running game.
2.  Baltimore Ravens - I’ll consider the loss at Jacksonville a letdown game.  The defense is still one of the tops in the NFL and if Flacco becomes more consistent they have the ability to do big things this season.
3.  Houston Texans - Have been without Arian Foster and Andre Johnson for portions of the season, are still 7-3 with losses @NO, @BAL, and home to a tough OAK team at the time.
4.  Pittsburgh Steelers - Solid defensively, Big Ben playing very well, and only losses come to teams higher on this list.
5.  San Francisco 49ers - They haven’t touched the easy part of their schedule, and are still 7-1, with their only loss coming to a talented Dallas team.

Honorable Mentions:
6.  New York Giants - Very solid win in Foxborough this past weekend.  Cannot overlook bad losses @WAS and home to the Seahawks, otherwise they are Top 5.  Can easily get there this Sunday with win over SF.
7.  Detroit Lions - I am not a believer in their secondary, and not thrilled with them offensively if you can limit the big play.  Did not look overly impressive with wins over MIN and DAL, still 6-2 is good enough to put them here.

@streetztalk: I’ll give you the SEA loss (no shots Canada), but WAS was beating everyone at the time too… Wouldn’t call it a bad loss. If the G-Men beat SF, then power rankings go up off GP!

@ddixon2281: Washington has only beaten you guys, Arizona, and St. Louis. Not exactly any world beaters on that list.

@MrGetItOnJones (Giants): Interesting arguments…this is who I’ve got with short explanations.

1. Packers - unquestioned best team in NFL. Aaron Rodgers is playing this game on Rookie while everybody else is playing All-Madden. Just isn’t fair.
2. 49ers – their one loss came against a decent DAL team. Won @ 6-2 DET, @ 6-2 CIN and have other solid wins v. TB and @ PHI (yes, this is still considered a solid win). If you thought their schedule was “easy” before, sheeeeeeeeeeeeet, just you wait.
3. Ravens – have them here only because of the bad loss @ JAX. Beating PIT twice is always solid. Also beat NYJ and HOU.
4. Giants – yes, I know they struggled against SEA & MIA but solid wins v. BUF, @PHI & @ NE lands them here. I’m not sure if any other team has dealt with more injuries and they’ve kept playing to the tune of a 6-2 record. Oh, and they’re getting healthy.
5. Steelers – 2 of their 3 losses are to BAL and the other one came @ HOU. They have a solid win against NE and players are getting healthy. They have the edge on HOU because Mario Williams is NOT coming back and PIT’s worst loss (@ HOU) is more forgivable than HOU’s worst loss (v. OAK).

@iamBobCanada: It’s all good fellas, I’m just happy that my team is getting mentioned in this conversation (even though it has nothing to do with them being top 5).

@MrGetItOnJones: We’ll learn a lot this week. NYG @ SF, NE @ NYJ, PIT @ CIN, BUF @ DAL, NO @ ATL, DET @ CHI. Those games will change this convo next week.

@itsronnyg: Did Haynesworth make all of his guaranteed 41M because he is not
getting another cent from any team.

@WilliamHStrafe: Ronny, don’t disrespect the thread subject or you will be removed.
Pittsburgh is a fraud, and I said this before the Sunday night game.

@WilliamHStrafe:

W L T W-L%

New York Giants             6 2 0 0.75

Dallas Cowboys              4 4 0 0.5

Philadelphia Eagles        3 5 0 0.375

Washington Redskins     3 5 0 0.375

Can the Eagles still win the NFC East? Anyone besides Skoob? LOL

@MidtownMo: Cardinals, Seahawks, Dolphins, Redskins on paper can give them 4 more wins.  Games at the Giants, at the Jets, at the Cowboys & home for the Pats. Possible? Yes. Likely? No.

@MidtownMo: also worth noting that DeSean Jackson has basically no interest in getting hit this season & Maclin has forgotten how to catch.  Furthermore, where is the defense? Invisible.

@MrGetItOnJones: I second Mo.

@itsronnyg: So you’re allowed to change the subject huh?
Not looking good. No Austin, Witten is their leading receiver. Can Murray keep rushing for over 180yds total yards per game?

@iamBobCanada: The consensus is that the Packers are the best team in the NFL right now.

@WilliamHStrafe: Yes I am. This is my thread.

@WilliamHStrafe: We seem to have a consensus on the No. 2 team also.

@MrGetItOnJones: And why did we take Skoob’s mic? I’m actually very interested in what he has to say on this topic. I didn’t see the game last night so maybe there’s info I’m missing.

@WilliamHStrafe: I didn’t take Skoob’s mic, Streetz did lol. Why you think I brought up the Eagles again?

@TheKidSkoob: LMAO…I’m loyal but not foolish.  They can but they’ll have to run the table and hope the Giants come down to Earth.

@streetztalk:  I refuse to reply to Skoob’s email unless he changes his white blazer avi in his Gmail. Lol

@TheKidSkoob: Hahaha…Comedy!

@ddixon2281: The NFC East will be decided on Sunday Night Football on Dec. 11th when the New York Giants (8-4) face the Dallas Cowboys (8-4) in Big D.

@TheKidSkoob:  Both 8-4 by then huh? Hilarious. Don’t let your Fandom cloud your vision my man! FYI, we’re also 2-1 in the division…Which is what matters most

@zawillia (Lions): GB – Agree w/ all your points.  The Packers offense is there best defense.  However we all know defense wins championships.  I don’t think this is sustainable or that they can go all the way w/ this defense

49ers – Now these dudes have a DEF.  I believe the stat is they have injured 5 of 8 opposing starting RB’s.   Alex Smith is the new Trent Dilfer.  This team ‘could… go … all… the… way…”
BAL – Strongest veteran leadership in the league.   They figure out how to win.  Not a league leader in any category but they are winners.   Hopefully sweeping PIT gets Flacco more respect however the real respect comes when he beats PIT in the 2nd round of the playoffs.
Lions – We *cough* they are good but have holes: lack the big play RB, secondary is suspect, D-line isn’t getting the same push, youth, etc.  My biggest concern is consistency; however, we still have the best WR in the game.  We can easily drop to 6th best after Thanksgiving.
Giants – Eli at this level of play is scary.  They have a Kevin “Who Da” Boss replacement and at least four receivers that can make a play.  Defense is holding up there end.  The kicker is they are listening to Coughlin right now.  I think they beat San Fran this weekend.
PIT – Their next 7 games are a cakewalk minus the Bengals and San Fran.  They are a solid wild card.   I don’t count out Ben.
Watch out for: Bears, Falcons, & Jets (they all have won three straight.
Note:  The Saints are not a top 7 team.  Brees is the Favre except both have a ring but the NO storyline lets him get away with it.  His passing yards are sick but rhe INT’s make you sick.
Note 2:  Houston is over 500 this early in the season for the first time in the history of the franchise and the DEF is going down hill…don’t get gassed.

@MrGetItOnJones: 2-1 is all good but if y’all continue to slide in other games, that won’t matter. Ask Oakland. I still think they have a shot but they gotta get it together. Perhaps convince Antonio Pierce and Keith Bulluck to play a few games. They can’t be worse than the linebackers you have now. And run the offense around Shady.

@TheKidSkoob:  Haynesworth got cut today…His old d-line coach is coaching for us, and tried VERY HARD to get him. I think we’ll be on the market for him. A motivated Haynesworth next to Cullen Jenkins is def. a prob!

@MrGetItOnJones: Problem is that they thought Big Al would be motivated in NE. Also, if he’s the savior, you’re in a precarious position. Luckily, the Cards will provide the medicine to your ills. Win the two games after that and then we’re talkin.

@zawillia: Key word: ‘motivated’ which escaped his vocabulary in 2009.

@streetztalk: Haynesworth is a bum unless the G-men pick him up lol…
Seriously, if NE cut him that’s saying a lot. Philly must chill, in my opinion.

@MidtownMo: I thought he was supposed to be motivated as a Pat? He’s a non-factor.

@ddixon2281: I considered saying 7-5 (for the Cowboys, and that honestly wouldn’t surprise me, but…

Buffalo
@Washington
Miami
@Arizona

I don’t think it’s necessarily fandom saying they will win all of those.  In fact, I am more critical than most “Dallas” fans these days.

@TheKidSkoob:  True…That Washington game will be tough, and the Arizona game might be a Trap Game!

@ddixon2281: I am with you.  The game at Arizona scares me the most, especially if we win the next 3 and then are staring a prime time game hosting the Giants the following week.   Just handle business against Buffalo this week and we are onto something.  And this concludes my Cowboys talk for the day.

Podcast: Flacco Back! (and the rest of Week 9)

Midtown Mo & yours truly discuss the Ravens win over the Steelers, if the Bengals are for real, the mess that is the NFC East & NFL midseason awards. We also call Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reporter Tim Puko for our favorite segment “Your Team Is Terrible, And I’m Really Happy.”

 

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seveneighteen Podcast: The Legend (?) of Tim Tebow

On this week’s podcast, Midtown Mo and I discuss Tim Tebow’s sorry ass performance on Sunday vs. the Lions with our resident Lions fan Cousin Zane. We also talk about the Giants’ playoff chances with Vlad Jones, Cowboys Corner with Cousin D and the big Ravens-Steelers matchup this Sunday.

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Podcast: Really, Baltimore? Seven Points?

So last week we debuted a new segment called, “Your Team Is Terrible, And I’m Really Happy,” where @MidtownMo and I call one of our friends after their NFL team loses to berate them and make them explain what happened. And we were all ready to call Cousin Zane after his Lions wet the bed against the Falcons on Sunday.

And then this happened.

So instead of Mo and I making a phone call… well, check it out.

Also, we introduce “Cowboys Corner” to muzzle Cousin D after he tried to take over our podcast last week with “America’s Team” talk.

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Monday Morning Rambles: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

Just a recap of the week that was. These are my thoughts, I sleep through the night. (© @DrJayJack)

I love how people are killing President Obama because Chicago was eliminated in the first round of voting for the 2016 Summer Olympics. Quite frankly, he was damned if he did and damned if he didn’t. And if he didn’t go, and Chicago got creamed the way they did, large groups of people (read: conservatives) would be skewering him on some random TV network (cough cough, Fox News, cough) with, “Oh, if he had went, we would have had a better chance!”

In sports…

  • Mark Clayton’s a bitch. And that’s from the heart. (Fast forward to 5:35 to see what I mean.)
  • Speaking of bitches named Mark, I’d like to thank Dirty Sanchez for single-handedly trying to push me to 0-4 in fantasy league. I should be good though…I have three players going Monday night (Aaron Rodgers, Greg Jennings & Ryan Grant) in a game that’s getting a little bit of pub.
  • I think we can all agree that the Rams, Chiefs, Buccaneers, Browns, Raiders & Lions are the seven worst teams in football. This season, the Washington Redskins have all of those teams (except the Browns) on the schedule. The combined margin of victory against those teams so far? Five points (Rams 9-7, Bucs 16-13). And don’t forget the outright loss to the Lions.
  • BTW, the Tennessee Titans would KILL for that schedule.
  • I like JaMarcus Russell…but if he keeps this up, he may become the worst quarterback in the NFL since the merger.

Degenerate Gambling Update!!! (College Edition)

Yours truly went 6-4 this week, keyed by taking Miami (OH) +29 at home vs. Cincinnati, and my Lock of the Week came through (Washington +12.5 at Notre Dame).
Mr. Jones went 5-4 this week, and he can thank Toledo for saving his rass with some last-minute heroics.
Meanwhile, Mike Lowery wasn’t as fortunate, going 4-6, and he can thank Colorado State (-3.5) for losing outright to Idaho.
(Last week’s picks are here, for your reference)

In entertainment news…I’ll keep it short and to the point.

To the right is a picture taken shortly after a wedding involving the man pictured. If you were him, which one of those three girls (assuming they were all available) would you propose to?
Now let’s try this: rank the three girls in order of preference. Look at your No. 3 choice. If Choice Nos. 1 and 2 weren’t available, and you could have damn near any girl on the planet…would you choose Girl No. 3?

Thanks for reading,

William