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NFL Lines Week 6 Recap

Posted on October 21, 2009 | 2 Comments

We just keep rolling along…and by we, I mean ME.

Yours truly went 11-3 this week, and in hindsight, I shoulda went 12-1 (why I took Detroit +13.5 on the road, I’ll never know), but let’s not be greedy.

Meanwhile, my good brother Kan is well on his way to clinching the first pick in next year’s dr– wait, we don’t have a draft…Kan, you gotta step it up! Although he’ll have some company if Vlad keeps going 3-11 like he did last week.

Here are this week’s standings:

Player

W

L

T

Win %

William H.

11

3

0

0.786

Zane

9

5

0

0.643

Jay Jack

7

7

0

0.500

Dixon

7

7

0

0.500

Mo

6

8

0

0.429

Mikey

5

9

0

0.357

Streetz

5

9

0

0.357

Kan

4

10

0

0.286

Vlad Jones

3

11

0

0.214

And the updated standings for the season are located below. Since we had newcomers, we sort by win percentage.

Player

W

L

T

Win %

Zane

19

9

0

0.679

William H.

27

15

0

0.643

Dixon

15

13

0

0.536

Jay Jack

15

13

0

0.536

Mo

20

22

0

0.476

Streetz

19

23

0

0.452

Vlad Jones

18

24

0

0.429

Mikey

18

24

0

0.429

Kan

9

19

0

0.321

Check back Friday for Week 7 picks.

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NFL Lines Week 6

Posted on October 16, 2009 | Leave a comment

Your favorite degenerate gamblers (for entertainment purposes only, wink wink) are back.

You know the drill by now. We pick the games (always against the spread), then watch them go down the drain.

At least, that’s what they do. I watch my picks pan out for the most part (see: 10-4 last week).

Trying to one up me are @MrGetItOnJones, @JMikey, @streetztalk, @MorrisMartin, @zawillia, @kan1906, @DrJayJack and @ddixon2281.

Enjoy.

(Home team in bold.)

Favorite

Spread

Underdog

WAS

-6.5

KC

CIN

-5

HOU

PIT

-14

CLE

MIN

-3

BAL

JAX

-10

STL

NO

-3

NYG

CAR

-3.5

TB

GB

-13.5

DET

PHI

-14

OAK

SEA

-2.5

AZ

NYJ

-10

BUF

NE

-9.5

TEN

ATL

-3

CHI

SD

-4

DEN

William

Jay Jack

Streetz

Mikey

Jones

KC

KC

KC

WAS

KC

HOU

CIN

CIN

CIN

HOU

CLE

CLE

PIT

PIT

PIT

BAL

BAL

MIN

MIN

MIN

STL

JAX

JAX

JAX

JAX

NYG

NYG

NYG

NYG

NYG

CAR

CAR

CAR

CAR

TB

DET

DET

GB

GB

DET

OAK

PHI

PHI

PHI

PHI

SEA

AZ

AZ

AZ

AZ

NYJ

NYJ

NYJ

NYJ

NYJ

NE

NE

NE

NE

TEN

ATL

ATL

CHI

ATL

ATL

DEN

DEN

DEN

DEN

SD

Mo

Kan

Dixon

Zane

WAS

KC

KC

KC

CIN

CIN

HOU

CIN

PIT

PIT

PIT

PIT

MIN

MIN

BAL

BAL

JAX

JAX

JAX

JAX

NO

NYG

NYG

NO

CAR

CAR

CAR

TB

GB

GB

DET

GB

PHI

PHI

PHI

OAK

AZ

AZ

AZ

AZ

NYJ

BUF

NYJ

BUF

NE

TEN

NE

NE

ATL

CHI

ATL

ATL

DEN

SD

DEN

DEN

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NFL Lines Week 5 Recap

Posted on October 13, 2009 | 6 Comments

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH…

After a losing record, I rebounded…BIG.

In fact, everyone did. Well, almost everyone.

Myself and Cousin Zane (aka the Former Z-Pain) led the way with 10-4 records. (And if the f–king Texans had bothered to punch it in from the 1-yard line against Arizona (damn you Mikey), I woulda been 11-3!)

Meanwhile, our good buddy Kan… 5-9, brother? What happened?

Here are this week’s standings:

Player

W

L

T

Win %

William H.

10

4

0

0.714

Zane

10

4

0

0.714

Mo

9

5

0

0.643

Jay Jack

8

6

0

0.571

Vlad Jones

8

6

0

0.571

Dixon

8

6

0

0.571

Mikey

7

7

0

0.500

Streetz

7

7

0

0.500

Kan

5

9

0

0.357

And the updated standings for the season are located below. Since we had newcomers, we sort by win percentage.

Player

W

L

T

Win %

Zane

10

4

0

0.714

William H.

16

12

0

0.571

Jay Jack

8

6

0

0.571

Dixon

8

6

0

0.571

Vlad Jones

15

13

0

0.536

Streetz

14

14

0

0.500

Mo

14

14

0

0.500

Mikey

13

15

0

0.464

Kan

5

9

0

0.357

Check back Friday for Week 6 picks.

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NFL Lines Week 5

Posted on October 9, 2009 | 2 Comments

Your favorite degenerate gamblers (for entertainment purposes only, wink wink) are back.

And this time, we brought friends.

A few colleagues were a bit upset that I didn’t include them in picking games…and a few people called us out. Now it’s time to for them to put up or shut up.

As usual, we have some of your favorite Twitterlebrities @MrGetItOnJones, @JMikey, @streetztalk, @MorrisMartin and yours truly.

Joining us this week are @zawillia, @kan1906, @DrJayJack and @ddixon2281.

This should be good. #noshots

(Home team in bold.)

Date

Favorite

Spread

Underdog

Sun. 1:00

Minnesota

-10

St. Louis

Sun. 1:00

Dallas

-8.5

Kansas City

Sun. 1:00

Carolina

-3.5

Washington

Sun. 1:00

Philadelphia

-15

Tampa Bay

Sun. 1:00

NY Giants

-14.5

Oakland

Sun. 1:00

Buffalo

-6

Cleveland

Sun. 1:00

Baltimore

-8.5

Cincinnati

Sun. 1:00

Pittsburgh

-10.5

Detroit

Sun. 4:05

San Francisco

-2.5

Atlanta

Sun. 4:15

New England

-3

Denver

Sun. 4:15

Arizona

-5.5

Houston

Sun. 4:15

Jacksonville

PK

Seattle

Sun. Night

Indianapolis

-3.5

Tennessee

Mon. Night

NY Jets

-1.5

Miami

.

William

Mikey

Mo

Jones

Streetz

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

KC

DAL

DAL

KC

DAL

WAS

CAR

CAR

CAR

CAR

TB

PHI

PHI

PHI

PHI

NYG

NYG

NYG

OAK

NYG

CLE

CLE

BUF

BUF

BUF

CIN

CIN

CIN

CIN

BAL

DET

PIT

DET

PIT

PIT

SF

SF

SF

ATL

ATL

NE

DEN

DEN

NE

DEN

HOU

AZ

AZ

AZ

AZ

SEA

JAX

JAX

SEA

JAX

IND

TEN

IND

IND

IND

MIA

NYJ

MIA

NYJ

NYJ

Kan

Zane

Dixon

Jay Jack

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

DAL

KC

KC

DAL

WAS

CAR

WAS

WAS

PHI

PHI

TB

PHI

OAK

NYG

OAK

NYG

BUF

BUF

BUF

CLE

CIN

CIN

CIN

CIN

DET

DET

PIT

PIT

SF

ATL

ATL

SF

NE

DEN

NE

NE

HOU

AZ

HOU

HOU

JAX

JAX

SEA

SEA

TEN

IND

IND

IND

NYJ

NYJ

MIA

NYJ

William

Mikey

Mo

Jones

Streetz

Kan

Zane

Dixon

Jay Jack

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

MIN

KC

DAL

DAL

KC

DAL

DAL

KC

KC

DAL

WAS

CAR

CAR

CAR

CAR

WAS

CAR

WAS

WAS

TB

PHI

PHI

PHI

PHI

PHI

PHI

TB

PHI

NYG

NYG

NYG

OAK

NYG

OAK

NYG

OAK

NYG

CLE

CLE

BUF

BUF

BUF

BUF

BUF

BUF

CLE

CIN

CIN

CIN

CIN

BAL

CIN

CIN

CIN

CIN

DET

PIT

DET

PIT

PIT

DET

DET

PIT

PIT

SF

SF

SF

ATL

ATL

SF

ATL

ATL

SF

NE

DEN

DEN

NE

DEN

NE

DEN

NE

NE

HOU

AZ

AZ

AZ

AZ

HOU

AZ

HOU

HOU

SEA

JAX

JAX

SEA

JAX

JAX

JAX

SEA

SEA

IND

TEN

IND

IND

IND

TEN

IND

IND

IND

MIA

NYJ

MIA

NYJ

NYJ

NYJ

NYJ

MIA

NYJ

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NFL Lines Week 4 Recap

Posted on October 6, 2009 | 3 Comments

Yes, folks, this is why they call it gambling…
NO ONE had a winning record this week. NONE.
In fact, the best record was 7-7, put by both Gideon “Vlad” Jones and Streetz.
Standings located below.

Player W L T Win %
Vlad Jones 7 7 0 0.500
Streetz 7 7 0 0.500
William H. 6 8 0 0.429
Mikey 6 8 0 0.429
Mo 5 9 0 0.357

…

For a recap of our horrible picks, click here.

On Friday, we’ll give it another shot, and include some new guys who may actually know how to pick some games.

Until next time…

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NFL Lines Week 4 (aka Degenerate Gambling LIVE!)

Posted on October 2, 2009 | 8 Comments

Yeah, we’re three weeks late. Who cares.

I’ll be honest, I have no idea why I didn’t think of this sooner. C’est la vie.

Anyhoo, me and a few “experts” will be picking NFL games for the rest of the season against the spread. The information is to be used for entertainment purposes only (wink wink, hint hint).

Ladies, don’t feel excluded…if there’s an office pool at your job (in the state of Nevada or Canada, wink wink) we can help you actually win!

Picking this week are some of your favorite Twitterlebrities: @MrGetItOnJones13, @MorrisMartin, @streetztalk, & @JMikey. We’ll keep a running tab to see who gets the most right, and figure out some sort of prize, like a bottle of Pellegrino  or something.

(Home team in Bold)

Favorite

Spread

Underdog

Houston

-9

Oakland

Tennessee

-3

Jacksonville

New Eng

-2

Baltimore

Cincinnati

-6

Cleveland

NY Giants

-8.5

Kansas City

Chicago

-10

Detroit

Washington

-7.5

Tampa Bay

Indianapolis

-10

Seattle

New Orleans

-7

NY Jets

Buffalo

-1

Miami

San Fran

-9.5

St. Louis

Dallas

-3

Denver

Pittsburgh

-6.5

San Diego

Minnesota

-3.5

Green Bay

William

Mikey

Mo

Jones

Streetz

HOU

HOU

HOU

OAK

HOU

TEN

JAX

TEN

TEN

TEN

BAL

BAL

NE

NE

BAL

CLE

CIN

CIN

CLE

CIN

NYG

NYG

NYG

NYG

NYG

CHI

DET

DET

DET

DET

TB

WAS

WAS

TB

WAS

SEA

IND

IND

IND

IND

NO

NYJ

NYJ

NYJ

NO

BUF

BUF

BUF

BUF

BUF

STL

SF

STL

SF

SF

DAL

DAL

DAL

DEN

DEN

SD

SD

SD

SD

PIT

GB

MIN

MIN

GB

GB

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