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You Won’t Have Mikey D. To Kick Around Anymore

After watching the Knicks get as far without him this year as they did last year, their former head coach, in his estimation, calls a spade a spade.

by Mike D’Antoni (or a facsimile thereof)

First of all, shout out to the good people at seveneighteen for allowing me to write this piece. I know I’ve been pretty tight-lipped since I left the Knicks, but when William offers you a bottle of Hennessy Pure White AND a two-for-one coupon at Applebee’s for a piece, you have to take it.

You’re probably thinking that I’ve been laughing at my old team from afar after their performance against the Heat, enjoying every minute of it. Well, that’s not true. Well, not entirely true.

Watching Shumpert get hurt like that in Game 1 really bothered me. I really like the kid and I think he’s gonna be a fine player in this league. Watching Baron Davis being carried out on a stretcher was a terrible sight. And hearing about Amar’e playing Punch Out with the glass door to a fire extinguisher – and losing badly – struck a chord with me. I agree, doing that was stupid… but at the same time, I know exactly how he feels. Because there were days I wanted to punch anything within arm’s reach after some nights at MSG.

See, after Game 2, Amar’e realized what I realized back in March when I “tendered my resignation.”

The New York Knicks are a mess… and there’s nothing either he nor I could, can or will do about it.

Think about it.

In 2008, they ask me to be their head coach, which I accepted. I knew the plan would be to set up for the free agency bonanza in the summer of 2010, and that we’d probably stink for the next two seasons. Fine.

I also told them, I have a system, and if you’re going to hire me, you have to give me the players who can run it. (If you want a chef to make French toast, you don’t give him hamburger buns and say go to work). They said fine. (That was my first mistake, but c’est la vie).

2010 comes around, we don’t get LeBron but we get Amar’e. Immediately the team makes him the centerpiece of the franchise. He’s on posters, billboards, tv spots, everywhere. And rightfully so. He was going to make New York basketball relevant again. And, he was comfortable playing for me.

Then, all of a sudden, this guy in Denver who’s won two playoff series in his entire life says, “I want to play for New York and no one else.” And all of a sudden,  EVERYONE in the metro area gets a little moist in their underwear and thinks we HAVE to get this guy at all cost (including the owner, who was born on third base and thought he hit a triple).

So we get him… and all of a sudden, Carmelo Anthony is the man in New York and Amar’e is pushed aside. And I don’t think Melo minded it at all… he loved being on the right side of the spotlight… until he saw what it was like to be on the other side of it (remember Linsanity?).

Now, Carmelo is arguably the most talented offensive player I’ve ever seen. But, as Lorenzo said in A Bronx Tale, “The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.” He has the talent to be one of the five best players in the league, if not THE best. But the best guys in the league make their teammates better. Him? Ehhh…

You’re never winning a title with that guy as your best player.* Yes, I said it.

And I think the players in that locker room believe that. I think Amar’e believes that. I am sure that his left hand believes that.

Now, don’t get me wrong, Amar’e isn’t the same guy he was even the first half of last season, much less throughout his career. He’s relied on his quick first step most of his career, and he clearly doesn’t have that anymore.

So let’s see… you have a “franchise” player that just wants to run isolation and jack up shots… a power forward whose knees are on empty whose contract makes him nearly untradeable… no healthy point guard… two guys out of fifteen who give a crap about defense… and J.R. Smith.

What’s that team winning? How’s that team getting better? What moves can they make?

(And before you start running off who the Knicks can sign or  trade for, click here.)

And the answer was to… fire me?

I have nothing against Mike Woodson, even though I didn’t ask for him to be on my staff. I think he’s a good coach, especially after the job he did with those circus animals down in Atlanta for years. And his record as head coach speaks for itself since he took over for me (18-6 is, after all, 18-6).

What happens, though, next year, when the Knicks are is 17-19 after losing at home to the Bucks for their fourth straight loss, with Melo going 5-19, with Amar’e scoring 9 points and 4 rebounds and J.R. Smith having more fouls than field goals made?

I don’t know what the fans will say. But I know two words they won’t be saying.

Fire D’Antoni.


#seveneighteen Podcast: A Tale of Two Teams (Down 3-0)

Midtown Mo and William H. Strafe induct four people into the Hoes Be Winning Hall of Fame and Hater’s Call @MzSAS after the Mavericks got swept by Oklahoma City. The fellas also discuss the possibility of the Knicks winning Game 5, what would happen if they actually came back from 3-0, why the Atlanta Hawks should move back to St. Louis, the possibility of an all Los Angeles Western Conference Final and the Mayweather-Cotto fight.


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#seveneighteen Podcast: PLAYOFFS?!?!? (NBA Edition)

@MidtownMo & @WilliamHStrafe discuss the Ron Artest elbow and preview the NBA playoffs, including how far can the Knicks go. They also discuss the Darelle Revis contract situation, Wale’s bet to cut his hair if Tim Tebow starts six games for the Jets and Mo inducts Deion Sanders into the Hoes Be Winning Hall of Fame.


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#seveneighteen Podcast: All Over The Place

@MidtownMo & @WilliamHStrafe literally go all over the place on today’s show. We talk with our Orlando Magic correspondent @BobbyDrake203 about why Dwight Howard is a bitch, as well as induct D12 in the #HoesBeWinning Hall of Fame, along with Antonio Cromartie. We also discuss with Super Producer Jo Mead aka @MzSAS how in the hell a Real Housewife of Atlanta makes $1 million per year and what the New Jersey/Brooklyn Nets are trying to charge me for tickets next year.


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Love & Hip Hop… & Basketball

Amber Rose is engaged?!?!? Hoes be winning!!!
Is LeBron carrying a Louis Vutton purse to a game?  Midtown Mo and William H. Strafe discuss all this and more, including a female double standard, Derrick Rose’s $250 million contract with adidas and why the Drexel Dragons are choking dogs.

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#seveneighteen Podcast: (Insert Lin Joke Here)

We have our first ever double Hater’s Call with @BobbyDrake203 (Magic fan) & @MidtownMo (Heat fan) after each team went 1-1 against each other in the last two weeks. Later, @streetztalk joins the show to discuss Linsanity!

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seveneighteen Podcast: PLAYOFFS?!?!?

Midtown Mo and William H. Strafe give their wild-card weekend playoff predictions and argue if Santonio Holmes is a top-12 wide receiver. Also, Strafe eulogizes the New York Jets, Mo explains the Kardashian effect and discusses UFC while Strafe takes a nap.

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The State of the Knicks Podcast

Can The Knicks "Big Three" bring New York a title?

The 2010-2011 NBA season was one of the most memorable NBA campaigns we’ve seen in quite some time, due to…

And of course, The Validation, by Dirk Nowitzki.
The Mavericks are now the champs, and 29 other teams will be gunning for them next season (if next season ever happens, but that’s another story). One of those teams, the New York Knicks, believe they have a solid foundation in place with Amar’e Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony. But will that be enough to win a title? And what’s standing in their way?
We tackle those topics and much more in the State of the Knicks podcast, featuring @streetztalk and @DJCEO, two huge Knick fans like yours truly.


The DEFINITIVE 2011 NBA Finals Preview Podcast

So tonight begins the 2011 NBA Finals (or, as I like to call it, The Fight To Save Basketball As We Know It, Vol. 3) between the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat.  This rematch of the 2006 championship round figures to be one of the more intriguing (and well-watched) in recent memory. Can the Big Three of Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh justify their celebration party last July with a championship? Or will Dirk Nowitzki erase the memories of playoff shortcomings past with a title that may vault him into the top 20 of all time?

I debated these topics (and more) with @JMikey and resident Heat fan @FLEETRL, with @MrGetItOnJones as our moderator. Check out the link below after the jump.

(Note: We had some technical difficulties with the beginning of the podcast, but we recapped what you missed, so not to worry.)

May 30, 2011 – Previewing The 2011 NBA Finals

Seven Thoughts on “The Decision.”

Damn near every media outlet by now has shared an opinion for the past week since LeBron James announced on July 8 that he would be “taking his talents to South Beach.” Now that the dust has settled, there are some interesting takeaways from all of this.

1. LeBron…you are…what we thought you were!
In the days leading up to LeBron being drafted by the Cavaliers in 2003, it was thrown all over the place that LeBron’s best natural talent was his passing. Not his scoring…but passing. This guy, at 6’8”, 250 lbs (at age 18!), an athletic marvel whose court vision was unlike anyone we’d seen at his age, was supposed to be Magic Johnson, not Michael Jordan.

That went all out the window, of course, when he dragged the 2007 Cavaliers to the NBA Finals*, which included the 48-point outburst against Detroit in the conference finals.

Suddenly, everyone expected LeBron to be/become/morph/surpass the greatest basketball player of all time. Sure, he has the natural talent to do it…but then again, so did a lot of other guys.

To be one of those guys, you gotta have it up here (I’m pointing to my head, if you can’t see.)
LeBron, as we have seen, doesn’t have it. And that’s fine by him. And that should be fine by you.

2. This is what happens when the inmates run the asylum.
I’ll give the Three Amigos credit…they worked within the rules masterfully, starting with those three-year extensions they signed in 2006 that made them free agents in 2010, then not even coming close to alluding where they would sign, created a sense of hysteria and anticipation that I have not seen in any sport in my lifetime.

And for the most part, everyone was fine with it, and LeBron, Wade & Bosh remained in everyone’s good graces.

Until they found a way to royally flush those good graces down the drain.

Remember when you were a kid and you wanted to have people over, and your parents either a) wouldn’t let you, or b) let a few over but for a limited time and you hated it? What happened as soon as you were 16 and your parents went on vacation and left you alone in the house?

I’ll tell you what happened. THIS happened.

And THIS… and THIS…is the basketball equivalent.

3. Cleveland needs to get over it and move on.
Don’t get me wrong…it must SUCK to be a Cleveland sports fan right now. The Browns stink, the Indians stink, and the one hope your basketball team had to win a championship is probably condo-shopping on Star Island as we speak. But it’s not the end of the world.

As Seth Myers said on the ESPY Awards Wednesday night, “Cleveland, you don’t need LeBron James to win a championship…literally every single team that has won a championship has done it without LeBron James.”

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and move on. After all, there are FAR worse things going on right now. Right now, I’d rather be a Cavaliers season ticket-holder than the owner of a hotel on the Gulf Coast.

4. Dan Gilbert scares me.
I know why he wrote that letter. He basically bent over and took it up the rear from LeBron James ever since he bought the team in 2005, and “The Decision” was basically the return on the investment. He was pissed. Hell, I could have seen myself writing a letter far more sinister.

HOWEVAH…the difference between him and I is that he pays people to prevent that letter from ever seeing the light of day.

What’s the purpose of having a PR department if you’re going to ignore/sidestep them to sound like a emotional 16-year-old girl whose high school quarterback broke up with her? And I know the Cavaliers have a PR department. I looked them up myself. Don’t believe me? They’re right here (click on the link and scroll to page 12. They seem like well-educated people.)

5. The Cavaliers can blame LeBron and LeBron can blame the Cavaliers. And they’d both be right.
What do Luke Jackson, Shannon Brown, J.J. Hickson and Christian Eyenga have in common?

Those are the first round draft picks of the Cleveland Cavaliers during the LeBron James era.

Those players have combined as many All-Star Game appearances and All-NBA team appearances as I do.

Combine that with some head-scratching moves from the Cavs’ front office like not trading Wally Szczerbiak’s expiring contract in 2009 and the Jiri Welsch trade*, and you can understand why LeBron would trade Lake Erie for Biscayne Bay.

At the same time, when LeBron signed that extension in 2006 and refused to even give a hint that he’d be a Cavalier past 2010, lots of free agents were scared off. It’s hard enough to get someone to voluntary commit to playing in Cleveland, but it’s even harder when you can’t promise that the lone reason you’d consider playing there isn’t a sure thing.

* – Here is the Cavs front office in a very large nutshell: In February ’05, the Cavs traded a 2007 first-round pick to the Boston Celtics for Welsch. He played a grand total of 192 minutes in a Cleveland uniform, scoring 2.9 points per game. Welsch was then traded to the Bucks for a 2006 second-round pick. Cleveland then traded that pick, No. 44 overall, to Orlando for some Eurotrash.
Meanwhile, Boston traded that’07 first-rounder, No. 24, to Phoenix in a deal that got them some young point guard named Rajon Rondo. The Suns picked used that pick to draft Rudy Fernandez. And if Cleveland had kept that ’06 second-round pick, they could have drafted Paul Millsap, who went three sports later.

6. Miami is (for now) the most hated sports city in America.
The second LeBron announced he was joining the Miami Cheats*, 49 states (led by Ohio, Illinois and New York) directed their venom to the southeast. Actually, make it 49 ½ states, because I doubt anyone living between Jacksonville and Orlando like the fact that the Magic may not even be the best team in their own division. Nevertheless, the Cheats* may have successfully become the NBA’s equivalent of Duke.

And this is scary for the rest of the NBA…because Duke wins.

*- I am convinced the seeds for all of this began in the summer 2006, when Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James, after all agreeing to sign those 4-year extensions, played for Team USA at the FIBA World Championship in Japan. USA Basketball had a young intern in Japan at the time named Nick Arison. Nick Arison is now an executive in the front office of the NBA team his dad, Mickey Arison, is the owner. Of course, that team is the Miami Heat. This would be the greatest tampering scandal of all time if it could be proved.

7. Can you blame him? (For the decision…not “The Decision.”)
You mean to tell me if you had a chance to do what you truly loved for a living…in one of the greatest cities on the planet…for an obscene amount of money…with the two guys you started in the mailroom with seven years ago…and your new gig would always have a chance to win Office of the Year (which meant more money for you)…YOU wouldn’t take it?

Yeah, I thought so.