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NFL Lines Championship Sunday Recap

Congrats to Streetz for clinching the best playoff record. Big ups to Mikey for winning both matchups by pulling a Costanza.

Meanwhile, I stink. Playoff games are hard to pick, lol.

Below is all the info.

Date Favorite Spread Underdog Winner
SUN 3:00 IND -7.5 NYJ IND
SUN 6:40 NO -4 MIN MIN

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
NYJ IND IND IND NYJ NYJ NYJ IND NYJ
NO NO NO MIN MIN MIN MIN NO MIN

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Conf. Champ. Playoffs Overall
Player W L T Player W L T GB Player W L T % GB
Mikey 2 0 0 Streetz 8 2 0 Strafe 107 93 4 0.525
Jay 1 1 0 Dixon 7 3 0 1 Mo 104 96 4 0.510 3
Dixon 1 1 0 Jay 6 4 0 2 Jay 103 97 4 0.505 4
Jones 1 1 0 Jones 5 5 0 3 Dixon 101 99 4 0.495 6
Zane 1 1 0 Mikey 5 5 0 3 Streetz 93 107 4 0.456 14
Kan 1 1 0 Mo 3 7 0 5 Kan 88 112 4 0.431 19
Mo 1 1 0 Strafe 3 7 0 5 Jones 84 116 4 0.412 23
Streetz 1 1 0 Kan 3 7 0 5 Mikey 80 120 4 0.392 27
Strafe 0 2 0 Zane 3 7 0 5 Zane 78 122 4 0.382 29

One game left. See you in two weeks.

NFL Lines Championship Sunday

No need for fanfare…

Time Favorite Spread Underdog
SUN 3:00 IND -7.5 NYJ
SUN 6:40 NO -4 MIN

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
NYJ IND IND IND NYJ NYJ NYJ IND NYJ
NO NO NO MIN MIN MIN MIN NO MIN

NFL Lines Divisional Playoffs Recap

Bad news: I went 1-3 this weekend, and my beloved Ravens lost.

Good news: Mo went 1-3 also. So thanks to the J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

Interesting news: Streetz went 4-0 this week and is 7-1 for the playoffs.

Meanwhile, Dr. Jay is now breathing down Mo’s neck.

BTW, I have now clinched the No. 1 record for the year, as I am up four games with three games left. Dammit, I wish I realized last week I had a magic number.

Anyway, here’s my acceptance speech.

And now, the results.

Date Favorite Spread Underdog Winner
SAT 4:30 NO -7 AZ NO
SAT 8:15 IND -6.5 BAL IND
SUN 1:00 MIN -3 DAL MIN
SUN 4:40 SD -7.5 NYJ NYJ

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
AZ NO NO AZ AZ NO NO NO AZ
BAL IND IND BAL BAL BAL IND BAL IND
DAL MIN MIN DAL MIN DAL DAL DAL DAL
NYJ SD NYJ NYJ NYJ SD NYJ SD SD

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Divisional Playoffs Overall
Player W L T Player W L T GB Player W L T % GB
Streetz 4 0 0 Streetz 7 1 0 Strafe 107 91 4 0.530
Jay 3 1 0 Dixon 6 2 0 1 Mo 103 95 4 0.510 4
Dixon 3 1 0 Jay 5 3 0 2 Jay 102 96 4 0.505 5
Jones 2 2 0 Jones 4 4 0 3 Dixon 100 98 4 0.495 7
Strafe 1 3 0 Strafe 3 5 0 4 Streetz 92 106 4 0.455 15
Zane 1 3 0 Mikey 3 5 0 4 Kan 87 111 4 0.431 20
Kan 1 3 0 Zane 2 6 0 5 Jones 83 115 4 0.411 24
Mo 1 3 0 Kan 2 6 0 5 Mikey 78 120 4 0.386 29
Mikey 1 3 0 Mo 2 6 0 5 Zane 77 121 4 0.381 30

NFL Lines Wild Card Weekend Recap

Two road dogs prevailed last week (including MY Baltimore Ravens) and a third nearly pulled it off in a desert eagle shootout.

Shout out to Dorian & Streetz for going 3-1. Cousin D missed 4-0 because he had the bloody audacity to pick against the Ravens, while Streetz missed a perfect week because…well, he thought the Cowboys would lose again, so I can’t kill him for that.

Favorite
Spread
Underdog
Winner

CIN

-2.5

NYJ

NYJ

DAL

-4

PHI

DAL

NE

-3.5

BAL

BAL

AZ

-2

GB

AZ

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
CIN CIN NYJ CIN NYJ NYJ NYJ CIN CIN
PHI DAL PHI PHI PHI PHI DAL PHI PHI
BAL NE BAL BAL NE NE NE NE BAL
AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ GB AZ AZ GB

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And now, our new and improved standings format!

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Wild Card Playoffs Overall
Player W L T Player W L T GB Player W L T % GB
Dixon 3 1 0 Dixon 3 1 0 Strafe 106 88 4 0.535
Streetz 3 1 0 Streetz 3 1 0 Mo 102 92 4 0.515 2
Jay 2 2 0 Jay 2 2 0 1 Jay 99 95 4 0.500 5
Strafe 2 2 0 Strafe 2 2 0 1 Dixon 97 97 4 0.490 7
Jones 2 2 0 Jones 2 2 0 1 Streetz 88 106 4 0.444 16
Mikey 2 2 0 Mikey 2 2 0 1 Kan 86 108 4 0.434 18
Zane 1 3 0 Zane 1 3 0 2 Jones 81 113 4 0.409 23
Kan 1 3 0 Kan 1 3 0 2 Mikey 77 117 4 0.389 27
Mo 1 3 0 Mo 1 3 0 2 Zane 76 118 4 0.384 28

NFL Lines Wild Card Weekend

PLAYOFFS?!?!? You kidding me? Playoffs?

Date Favorite Spread Underdog
SAT 4:30 CIN -2.5 NYJ
SAT 8:00 DAL -4 PHI
SUN 1:00 NE -3.5 BAL
SUN 4:40 AZ -2 GB

Date

Favorite

Spread

Underdog

SAT 4:30

CIN

-2.5

NYJ

SAT 8:00

DAL

-4

PHI

SUN 1:00

NE

-3.5

BAL

SUN 4:40

AZ

-2

GB

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
CIN CIN NYJ CIN NYJ NYJ NYJ CIN CIN
PHI DAL PHI PHI PHI PHI DAL PHI PHI
BAL NE BAL BAL NE NE NE NE BAL
AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ GB AZ AZ GB

NFL Lines Week 17 Recap

Close. Very close.

Yours truly has clinched the regular season title, although Cousin Mo had a strong push at the end of the season.

Date Favorite Spread Underdog Winner
1/3 1:00 ET BUF -8 IND BUF
1/3 1:00 ET CAR -7 NO CAR
1/3 1:00 ET CLE -2 JAX CLE
1/3 4:15 ET DAL -3 PHI DAL
1/3 1:00 ET CHI -4 DET CHI
1/3 1:00 ET HOU -7.5 NE NE
1/3 1:00 ET PIT -3 MIA PIT
1/3 1:00 ET MIN -8 NYG MIN
1/3 8:20 ET NYJ -9.5 CIN NYJ
1/3 1:00 ET SF -7 STL SF
1/3 1:00 ET ATL -3 TB ATL
1/3 4:15 ET AZ -3 GB GB
1/3 4:15 ET DEN -9.5 KC KC
1/3 4:15 ET BAL -10.5 OAK OAK
1/3 4:15 ET SD -3 WAS PUSH
1/3 4:15 ET TEN -6 SEA SEA

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
BUF IND IND IND BUF IND IND BUF
NO NO NO NO NO CAR NO CAR
JAX CLE JAX CLE JAX CLE CLE JAX
PHI DAL PHI PHI PHI DAL DAL PHI
DET CHI DET DET DET CHI DET CHI
NE NE NE NE NE NE NE HOU
MIA PIT PIT MIA PIT PIT PIT PIT
NYG NYG NYG NYG MIN NYG NYG NYG
CIN CIN CIN NYJ CIN NYJ CIN NYJ
SF SF SF SF SF SF SF SF
ATL ATL TB ATL ATL TB ATL ATL
GB GB GB GB GB GB AZ GB
KC DEN DEN KC DEN KC DEN DEN
BAL BAL BAL BAL BAL BAL BAL OAK
SD SD SD SD SD SD WAS SD
TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN SEA TEN

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Week 17 Overall
Player W L T % Player W L T % GB
Dixon 10 5 1 0.625 Strafe 104 86 4 0.536
Mo 9 6 1 0.563 Mo 101 89 4 0.521 3
Jay 8 7 1 0.500 Jay 97 93 4 0.500 7
Kan 7 8 1 0.438 Dixon 94 96 4 0.485 10
Zane 7 8 1 0.438 Kan 85 105 4 0.438 19
Jones 7 8 1 0.438 Streetz 85 105 4 0.438 19
Strafe 6 9 1 0.375 Jones 79 111 4 0.407 25
Streetz 4 11 1 0.250 Mikey 75 115 4 0.387 29
Mikey 0 15 1 0.000 Zane 75 115 4 0.387 29

See you in the playoffs.

NFL Week 17 Lines

The chase for the regular season title ends today…

(Home team in BOLD)

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
1/3 1:00 ET BUF -8 IND
1/3 1:00 ET CAR -7 NO
1/3 1:00 ET CLE -2 JAX
1/3 4:15 ET DAL -3 PHI
1/3 1:00 ET CHI -4 DET
1/3 1:00 ET HOU -7.5 NE
1/3 1:00 ET PIT -3 MIA
1/3 1:00 ET MIN -8 NYG
1/3 8:20 ET NYJ -9.5 CIN
1/3 1:00 ET SF -7 STL
1/3 1:00 ET ATL -3 TB
1/3 4:15 ET AZ -3 GB
1/3 4:15 ET DEN -9.5 KC
1/3 4:15 ET BAL -10.5 OAK
1/3 4:15 ET SD -3 WAS
1/3 4:15 ET TEN -6 SEA

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
BUF IND IND IND BUF IND IND BUF
NO NO NO NO NO CAR NO CAR
JAX CLE JAX CLE JAX CLE CLE JAX
PHI DAL PHI PHI PHI DAL DAL PHI
DET CHI DET DET DET CHI DET CHI
NE NE NE NE NE NE NE HOU
MIA PIT PIT MIA PIT PIT PIT PIT
NYG NYG NYG NYG MIN NYG NYG NYG
CIN CIN CIN NYJ CIN NYJ CIN NYJ
SF SF SF SF SF SF SF SF
ATL ATL TB ATL ATL TB ATL ATL
GB GB GB GB GB GB AZ GB
KC DEN DEN KC DEN KC DEN DEN
BAL BAL BAL BAL BAL BAL BAL OAK
SD SD SD SD SD SD WAS SD
TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN SEA TEN

NFL Lines Week 16 Recap

So our good friend @MorrisMartin asked that I send out my picks last week before everyone else did. I smelled #theswindle, but figured, who cares?

And this week, Mo has gained a grand total of….two games.

At this rate, I doubt he’ll catch me before the end of the season.

Here are the results (don’t ask me why I picked Seattle):

Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
SD SD SD SD SD SD SD SD
SEA GB SEA GB SEA GB SEA GB
OAK CLE OAK OAK OAK OAK OAK OAK
KC CIN CIN CIN CIN KC CIN KC
BUF ATL ATL ATL BUF BUF ATL BUF
HOU MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA HOU HOU
NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG CAR NYG
NO NO TB TB NO TB NO TB
NE NE JAX JAX JAX JAX JAX JAX
BAL PIT PIT BAL PIT BAL PIT PIT
PHI PHI DEN DEN DEN DEN DEN PHI
AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ STL
DET SF DET SF SF DET DET DET
IND IND IND IND NYJ IND IND IND
WAS DAL WAS WAS WAS WAS DAL DAL
MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN CHI MIN

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Here are the updated standings:

Week 16 Overall
Player W L T % Player W L T % GB
Jay 11 5 0 0.688 Strafe 98 77 3 0.551
Mo 9 7 0 0.563 Mo 92 83 3 0.517 6
Mikey 7 9 0 0.438 Jay 89 86 3 0.500 9
Strafe 7 9 0 0.438 Dixon 84 91 3 0.472 14
Dixon 7 9 0 0.438 Streetz 81 94 3 0.455 17
Kan 6 10 0 0.375 Kan 78 97 3 0.438 20
Jones 6 10 0 0.375 Mikey 75 100 3 0.421 23
Streetz 6 10 0 0.375 Jones 72 103 3 0.404 26
Zane 0 16 0 0.000 Zane 68 107 3 0.382 30

NFL Lines Week 16

And down the stretch they come!

Two weeks left in the regular season, and everyone is chasing yours truly.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
12/25 7:30 ET TEN -3 SD
12/27 1:00 ET GB -14 SEA
12/27 1:00 ET CLE -3.5 OAK
12/27 1:00 ET CIN -14 KC
12/27 1:00 ET ATL -9 BUF
12/27 1:00 ET MIA -3 HOU
12/27 1:00 ET NYG -5.5* CAR
12/27 1:00 ET NO -14.5 TB
12/27 1:00 ET NE -7.5 JAX
12/27 1:00 ET PIT -2.5 BAL
12/27 4:15 ET PHI -7 DEN
12/27 4:05 ET AZ -14 STL
12/27 4:05 ET SF -11.5 DET
12/27 4:15 ET IND -5.5 NYJ
12/27 8:20 ET DAL -4 WAS
12/28 8:35 ET MIN -7 CHI

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Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
SD SD SD SD SD SD SD SD
SEA GB SEA GB SEA GB SEA GB
OAK CLE OAK OAK OAK OAK OAK OAK
KC CIN CIN CIN CIN KC CIN KC
BUF ATL ATL ATL BUF BUF ATL BUF
HOU MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA HOU HOU
NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG CAR NYG
NO NO TB TB NO TB NO TB
NE NE JAX JAX JAX JAX JAX JAX
BAL PIT PIT BAL PIT BAL PIT PIT
PHI PHI DEN DEN DEN DEN DEN PHI
AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ STL
DET SF DET SF SF DET DET DET
IND IND IND IND NYJ IND IND IND
WAS DAL WAS WAS WAS WAS DAL DAL
MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN CHI MIN

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After all that shit talking from his Twitter feed, guess who missed the Thursday deadline by a mile and a half?

I’ll give you a hint. Click here.

NFL Lines Week 15 Recap

Still on top. Still on top. And here’s why.

Strafe Jay Streetz Mikey Jones Kan Dixon Zane Mo
IND IND IND JAX IND JAX IND IND IND
NO NO NO NO NO DAL DAL NO
GB PIT GB GB PIT GB GB GB GB
MIA TEN TEN MIA MIA TEN MIA TEN TEN
BUF NE NE NE BUF BUF NE NE NE
AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ AZ
PHI SF SF PHI SF SF SF SF SF
ATL NYJ NYJ NYJ NYJ NYJ ATL ATL ATL
BAL BAL BAL BAL CHI CHI CHI CHI BAL
CLE KC KC KC KC KC KC KC KC
HOU HOU HOU STL STL HOU STL HOU HOU
SD SD SD CIN SD CIN SD CIN SD
OAK OAK DEN DEN OAK OAK DEN OAK OAK
SEA SEA SEA TB SEA SEA TB SEA SEA
CAR MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN MIN
WAS NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG WAS NYG NYG

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Week 15 Overall
Player W L T % Player W L T % GB
Strafe 8 6 2 0.500 Strafe 91 68 3 0.562
Mikey 7 7 2 0.438 Mo 83 76 3 0.512 8
Zane 6 8 2 0.375 Jay 78 81 3 0.481 13
Dixon 6 8 2 0.375 Dixon 77 82 3 0.475 14
Mo 6 8 2 0.375 Streetz 75 84 3 0.463 16
Kan 5 9 2 0.313 Kan 72 87 3 0.444 19
Jones 4 10 2 0.250 Mikey 68 91 3 0.420 23
Jay 4 10 2 0.250 Zane 68 91 3 0.420 23
Streetz 4 10 2 0.250 Jones 66 93 3 0.407 25